Don't know what to say. Well, hiya. I'm Turkiye, or the former Ottoman Empire, but I guess 'ya can call me Turk or Sadiq, since my "human" name is Sadiq Annan, if 'ya didn't figure that out already.

Just 'cuz I'm named after a brainless bird, doesn't mean I am brainless.

Besides , I'm probably the oldest of us countries.... Probably. Not too sure, though, and I really don't care.

People say I'm some sort of bad guy. I like to think not. Just 'cuz I wear a mask don't mean I'm a bad guy, y'see. I just love pickin' on Spain and that lil' friend of his. I love entertainin' people and tourists, and I'm very competitive.

.... What else?

Oh! Don't go around askin' if I can take my mask off fer 'ya, 'cuz I'm not gonna do it--Unless we reach some sorta... compromise, I guess.

...... And I hate Greece. 'Nuff said.